If you can make…

If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.
Marilyn Monroe



What a pointless sport. I am about to watch the us open final and i just cant understand why anyone would want to watch a ball being hit from one end to the other endlessly for 5 hours. WHAT THE FUCK

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.



karate is all about controlled aggression. In all the different aspects, kata, fighting, line work, you need to exert a large amount of precision accuracy and strength. My sensei says that only the strongest make it, he doesn’t mean the strongest as in who has the biggest biceps, or the most powerful thighs. Obviously in fighting that comes in handy, bu the means the strongest mentally. So if you read my blog and you do karate, all i have to say is: keep trying.

Im A Blogging Virgin

I texted my friend telling her i had recently because a ‘blogging maniac’ she replied telling me i was fucking deranged. Friendship right there int it? Do everyone;s friendships mostly include you insulting one another until one of you takes it to far? Well mine is anyway. Ha.